Why was Frosty the Snowman always a Jolly Happy Soul?
Check what’s in his pipe.
He has come out of hiding now
His eyes made of coal are safe for now.
Why was Rudolph’s Nose always red?
Whisky with his Reindeer Chow.
What new Christmas song is based on the Election?
Clinton Got Run Over by the Trump Train
Does anyone know what a Bough of Holly is any more?
Or how to Deck the Halls with It?
We still did that when I was a kid, Holly and Evergreen Cuttings.
And wreaths made out of IBM Punch Cards sprayed silver and gold.
What is a Figgy Pudding?
I had to write a friend in London to find out.
Yet another new Song!
Here Comes Santa Trump!